Wednesday, March 16, 2016

TOP 10 REASONS STRAY BULLETS SELLS 1/10TH OF WHAT IT SHOULD....

10. Awesomeness is so 1995.

9 . A complete story crushes the imagination.  An endless middle is so much more...expansive.

8. Yeah it's great, but I find its complete lack of respect for the continuity of the X-Men just plain rude.

7.  28+ pages is SO MUCH READING.  I mean, how long do the Laphams think a crap takes?!

6. Monthly is too menstrual.  I prefer my books gestationally.

5. I miss mainstream-hack Lapham.

4. What's Stray Bullets?

3.Three words: Burnt Caramel Frappuccino.  Priorities, people.

2. My crayons are worn out from coloring in the first 41 issues.



And the number one reason STRAY BULLETS sells 1/10th  what it should…



1. You hate comics.

2 comments:

  1. Stray bullets is the best book in the World

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  2. I love SB. Should I switch to ordering floppies instead of the GNs?

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